I am going to keep track of the number of animals my cat, Papi, kills this year. Last summer he killed probably 2 dozen moles. I just want to have a record of that for this year for scientific purposes.
Including the 2 Blue Jays he
killed in February, the body count is now:
6
| Breakdown |
| Birds | 2 |
| Moles | 3 |
| Mice | 1 |
all it needs to do now is to kill an oriole, a yankee, and a devil ray.
ReplyDeletethe devil ray might be difficult.
yeah, a little difficult.
ReplyDeletebob, i am messing with the style sheet and wasn't paying close attention to the content yet. i probably shouldn't have published it yet. Oops.
Hmm is that something you're supposed to be encouraging...
ReplyDeleteMaybe I shouldn't encourage him by going to the pet store, buying their entire stock of pet mice, and releasing them into my yard, but I can't discourage him either.
ReplyDeleteYeah, discouragement would be bad. 'Cause, you know, you don't want him to develop low self esteem or anything.
ReplyDeletethat's right. a cat's self-esteem is directly influenced by how many kills he makes.
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