Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Wish

I wish I was as ripped as Madonna.















I've said it many times before and I will say it many times in the future, man, Madonna is disgusting.

You know those puffball fungi that emit a cloud of dust when you pop them? That's what I imagine would happen if you squeezed one of her biceps. What a hag.

3 comments:

  1. i agree. she's not a very good role model for her daughter and clearly has and has had for a looong time some body image issues.

    there is a guy at my gym who almost looks this bad.
    =heidi

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  2. her famous book from the early 90s notwithstanding

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  3. i'm not sure if i used notwithstanding correctly in a sentence

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