Kip's daughter slapped him in the face today. Smart girl, learning early how to shut her dad up. Maybe she thought his palsy was acting up again and that by slapping him she was helping.
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Saturday, February 28, 2009
Friday, January 16, 2009
Kip Journal 5/19/1999
Saw Kip in the cafeteria in Bldg 35. Tried to avoid him, but he caught me anyway.
[Forgot all about the Kip Journal. Only a few left. Ed.]
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[Forgot all about the Kip Journal. Only a few left. Ed.]
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Thursday, August 21, 2008
Kip Journal 5/17/1999
hmmmm, i wonder what Kip is doing right now?
Kip said Jared sits in the corner because he was bad
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Kip said Jared sits in the corner because he was bad
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Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Kip Journal 5/12/1999
Kip could take one sip of a margarita and tell right away if it had non-alcoholic triple sec in it.
Kip is a dink. Everytime I look at him I say to myself, "[expletive], Kip's a dink".
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Kip is a dink. Everytime I look at him I say to myself, "[expletive], Kip's a dink".
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Tuesday, April 08, 2008
Kip Journal 5/10/1999
I think that Kip is trying to put the moves on the female contractor.
GET IN THERE KIP!
Kip, in his infinite wisdom was bragging about his great hacking skills. Trying to impress the slew of temp personel. Lets all [effing] envy kips vast skills.
[Again, grammar/spelling not mine. Ed.]
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GET IN THERE KIP!
Kip, in his infinite wisdom was bragging about his great hacking skills. Trying to impress the slew of temp personel. Lets all [effing] envy kips vast skills.
[Again, grammar/spelling not mine. Ed.]
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Thursday, March 27, 2008
Kip Journal 5/7/1999
Kip explaining to new guy, that he is so wanted head hunters call him many times every day he is so full of [poop].
[Grammar and punctuation not mine. Ed.]
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[Grammar and punctuation not mine. Ed.]
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Friday, May 18, 2007
Kip Journal 5/7/1999
This journal entry was made by someone a little bit on the edge. It wasn't me :). I tried to edit it to not offend young children but not take away from the story. Ed.
I have witnessed first hand the twisted voyage that a Kip story takes from its inception to the point at which you believe he is full of s%&#. Please read the example below which took place yesterday, May 6.
It was in the morning about 10:00, when Kip was having an issue with Harry M., the full details being irrelevant, relating to data ports being activated on a drop in Andover for Allen F. Kip had to call Harry because this was a priority 1 issue. The real story begins at the point that Kip hung up the phone with Harry.
Kip hung up with Harry and proceed to tell all of us, mainly Jared, Tom and I, about how Harry had been grumpy about having to do this, and if they wanted it done today they should have called sooner. Harry then stated that he wasn't going to do it today, they would have to wait until tomorrow. Chris asked him at this point to call the people back and tell them that. Harry said yes, he would.
This is the most accurate account of what actually transpired that morning. I remember snippets of what I heard of the phone conversation and thats about how it went down. No anger, just minor annoyance. Then Kip tells the story to some contractors, and the story gets bigger and more intense. Harry said this, and I TOLD Harry that, and he was all pissed off and stressed out and stuff, was about how Kip Story Ver 2 sounded.
Somebody else came in and of course the story was embellished further; all of the preceeding details and some more anger thrown in. Harry doesn't care who Allen F is. And Chris said YOU WILL call them and tell them you aren't coming today, its NOT my responsibilty, and on and on.
Another version of this story was released later on about early afternoon, I believe. And it involved more anger, and Chris acting more firm and tough, telling Harry M. how to s&%# and where to s$#@, and nobody effs with Kip K. because he is a baaad assss.
When John B. [help desk manager] arrived the story was beginning to sound like a news report of gang warfare in East LA. Chris went up to John, like he was some bad assss em ef who was 2 minutes short of getting jiggy with Harry's head, all talking s%$# and b&$%#es, and said, "just to let you know, I had it out with Harry M." And he walks off acting all tough and s$%#. And of course he had to repeat the story one more time. I wasn't listening but I swear I heard something about his wife and some midget goat trainers..."
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I have witnessed first hand the twisted voyage that a Kip story takes from its inception to the point at which you believe he is full of s%&#. Please read the example below which took place yesterday, May 6.
It was in the morning about 10:00, when Kip was having an issue with Harry M., the full details being irrelevant, relating to data ports being activated on a drop in Andover for Allen F. Kip had to call Harry because this was a priority 1 issue. The real story begins at the point that Kip hung up the phone with Harry.
Kip hung up with Harry and proceed to tell all of us, mainly Jared, Tom and I, about how Harry had been grumpy about having to do this, and if they wanted it done today they should have called sooner. Harry then stated that he wasn't going to do it today, they would have to wait until tomorrow. Chris asked him at this point to call the people back and tell them that. Harry said yes, he would.
This is the most accurate account of what actually transpired that morning. I remember snippets of what I heard of the phone conversation and thats about how it went down. No anger, just minor annoyance. Then Kip tells the story to some contractors, and the story gets bigger and more intense. Harry said this, and I TOLD Harry that, and he was all pissed off and stressed out and stuff, was about how Kip Story Ver 2 sounded.
Somebody else came in and of course the story was embellished further; all of the preceeding details and some more anger thrown in. Harry doesn't care who Allen F is. And Chris said YOU WILL call them and tell them you aren't coming today, its NOT my responsibilty, and on and on.
Another version of this story was released later on about early afternoon, I believe. And it involved more anger, and Chris acting more firm and tough, telling Harry M. how to s&%# and where to s$#@, and nobody effs with Kip K. because he is a baaad assss.
When John B. [help desk manager] arrived the story was beginning to sound like a news report of gang warfare in East LA. Chris went up to John, like he was some bad assss em ef who was 2 minutes short of getting jiggy with Harry's head, all talking s%$# and b&$%#es, and said, "just to let you know, I had it out with Harry M." And he walks off acting all tough and s$%#. And of course he had to repeat the story one more time. I wasn't listening but I swear I heard something about his wife and some midget goat trainers..."
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Thursday, April 26, 2007
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Kip Journal 4/26/1999
Kip is in New Orleans this week. I can't wait to hear what kind of stories he'll conjure up from this trip.
It's sad. I'm almost out of Kip Journal entries. A part of me is dying inside. Ed.
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It's sad. I'm almost out of Kip Journal entries. A part of me is dying inside. Ed.
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Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Kip Journal 4/22/1999
If Kip says, "Permission to..." one more time, I cannot be held accountable for what may transpire.
"Dude, I'll recycle you!"
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This wins the award for the stupidest thing Kip has ever said.
There is apparently a web cam on Bourbon St. in New Orleans. Kip said he memorized the spot and he is going to go moon the camera.
Jen's going to babysit one night while they are in New Orleans and Kip is going to go try to get arrested out on Bourbon St.
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"Dude, I'll recycle you!"
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
This wins the award for the stupidest thing Kip has ever said.
There is apparently a web cam on Bourbon St. in New Orleans. Kip said he memorized the spot and he is going to go moon the camera.
Jen's going to babysit one night while they are in New Orleans and Kip is going to go try to get arrested out on Bourbon St.
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Saturday, March 17, 2007
Kip Journal 4/21/1999
Today in the internet betterness meeting, kip kept his mouth shut.
I've noticed for a long time that Kip walks like a weirdo. I don't know why but today it just ticked me off and i wanted to kick him in the nuts and slap his face many times.
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I've noticed for a long time that Kip walks like a weirdo. I don't know why but today it just ticked me off and i wanted to kick him in the nuts and slap his face many times.
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Friday, February 16, 2007
Kip Journal 4/16/1999
"The best way to keep you wife inline is to beat her now and again"
[Kip humor. It's as painful to read as it was to hear. Ed.]
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[Kip humor. It's as painful to read as it was to hear. Ed.]
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Saturday, February 03, 2007
Kip Journal 4/14/1999
Kip said Jared was an easy target to make fun of.
In college, Kip got good pot. he used to know this guy who would drive to NYC to get it.
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In college, Kip got good pot. he used to know this guy who would drive to NYC to get it.
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Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Kip Journal 4/13/1999
"Lollapalooza was cool back when they had cool bands, and all those black bra b****s."
[A direct quote of Kip. We had less idea what it meant than you do right now. Ed.]
After his 21st birthday Kip still made it to work the day after even though he had 5 long island iced teas the night before.
I am running a program call Unsecure to crack Kip's password, so I can get into his machine and mess around with it. Subtle stuff to mess with his brain on a constant and daily basis is the best way to go.
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[A direct quote of Kip. We had less idea what it meant than you do right now. Ed.]
After his 21st birthday Kip still made it to work the day after even though he had 5 long island iced teas the night before.
I am running a program call Unsecure to crack Kip's password, so I can get into his machine and mess around with it. Subtle stuff to mess with his brain on a constant and daily basis is the best way to go.
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Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Kip Journal 4/12/1999
Kip was reminiscing about his days on a pit crew and was interested in doing it again.
I didn't actually hear him say it but I have it on good authority that Kip asked Corinne if her husband was involved with racing at all, because Kip used to be in a pit crew and would like to get into it again.
[These were two separate entries by two separate people. Kip must have been really obsessed with joining a pit crew that day. Ed.]
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I didn't actually hear him say it but I have it on good authority that Kip asked Corinne if her husband was involved with racing at all, because Kip used to be in a pit crew and would like to get into it again.
[These were two separate entries by two separate people. Kip must have been really obsessed with joining a pit crew that day. Ed.]
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Kip Journal 4/2/1999
Is there anyone else who would like to kick the living snot out of Mr. 1-derful? I can't stand it that he thinks that he is so much better that everyone else. Especially since he is "EXEMPT" from ever having to any dirty work around the help desk.
Kip's gonna start buying Phish albums
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Kip's gonna start buying Phish albums
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Thursday, November 30, 2006
Saturday, November 18, 2006
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Kip! Journal 3/19/1999
Kip used to only be able to bench 230, but then he started this intense endurance workout, and now he can do 260 maybe 275.
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