A Christmas Story

Is the most overrated movie ever. It's not bad, don't get me wrong, I just don't think its worthy of a marathon every Christmas.

I Think There's Been Some Mistake

The downside of sharing Netflix with Z wife:





















I don't think you understand, I didn't enjoy those movies.

Of course, he said knowingly, we know you would never watch movies like that, sir. Riiight.

Wedding Singer Revisited

I know I've posted this before, but I'd like to do it again. Sometimes I load it up in Winamp and repeat it for an hour. It probably drives Thing 1 crazy. Care not I.



For the embeddingly challenged:

Kill Me

Is It You?

Did I lend you my copy of Undercover Brother ? I don't usually lend out my movies. If I did then it would be a unique event and I should be able to remember, but I can't.

If you do have my copy of Undercover Brother just let me know, so I don't waste time looking in the attic. You don't need to mail it back to me or anything. I just need closure.

Thanks

Heat: It's About the Police

You might be wondering what my title means. I am watching the movie Heat right now. One of my all time favorites. My daughter just woke up and asked me what I was watching. "Heat" was my response which got me a "What?". I had to quickly explain to her what the title meant.

A few interesting things to note about Heat, Hank Azaria, voice of Moe Szyslak, Chief Wiggum, Frink, etc. plays the extra marital love interest of Val Kilmer's wife and a stool pigeon. Also, Tone Loc, performer of the most recited rap song of all time, Wild Thing*, is a snitch in the film. I got to thinking with all of the "celebrities" who do voice overs for commercials these days why hasn't he done one yet? That voice is cool and instantly recognizable to anyone. Come to think of it, he probably already has and I just don't remember.

Al Pacino and Robert De Niro are paired together for the first time I believe, and in my opinion Pacino overacted just a bit during the movie, especially in the first half, except for the scene where the two of them are talking to each other in a diner. Brilliant. De Niro has always been one of my favorites anyway.

Crap! I just realized my brother has The Deer Hunter. I would watch that next if it was here. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels coming right up. It's a shame that Guy Ritchie fell into the black bottomless hole pit of Madonna's um, private parts, and he won't ever make a good movie again.

Wow. The greatest gunfight in a movie ever.

This post goes into the category of "Inane Babbling". If my wife was here all of this is what I would be talking about. Aren't you lucky?

Man, I wish I had some popcorn.

*Bust A Move by Young MC is 2nd followed by Girls Ain't Nothin But Trouble by the Fresh Prince and DJ Jazzy Jeff. It's too bad the Fresh Prince's wife doesn't let him play with Jazzy Jeff anymore.

Free Katie!

Hahahahahahaha. You suck Tom Cruise.

I firmly stand by my pledge to never watch another movie starring Tom Cruise.

I don't really care about Katie either. Just so you know.