Cracklin and Pork Rinds

There is a difference between the two, which I found out while watching Dirty Jobs, and confirmed with a trip to my neighborhood mom and pop store.

I had the red pepper flavored.

I Wasn't Knocking It

I wasn't being sarcastic about pork rinds. I ate a bag tonight while watching Must See TV.

Mmmm, Fried Skin

The vending machines on the first floor of my building have beef jerky. It's expensive though, which beef jerky tends to be anyway, at $1.25 for three quarters of an ounce. My only question is, which building/floor do I find the pork rinds?