Denied!

Sorry, Rob, the fact that I submitted to the Chuck Norris fact site was rejected. I'm not surprised. I mean, how can I compete with the brilliant minds who penned these treasures:

Everytime Chuck Norris eats a crippled or retarded child here in the U.S., a baby is born in China. That explains China's extremely large population.

Why did the midget cross the road? Because Chuck Norris pistol-whipped it in the skull.

Chuck Norris' family crest is a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.

Chuck Norris once turned into a muffin and exploded... Later that day Tim Horton's was established.

Oh well. I am going to submit another fact right now:

Chuck Norris submitted a fact to this site and it was rejected. Ian, Mike, Tom and Greg have never been seen again.

(Ian, Mike, Tom and Greg are the guys who apparently run this site)

Congratulations!

For escaping with your life, Rob. Consider yourself lucky.

Update: I submitted a fact at the Chuck Norris Random Fact website.

"A friend of mine had his picture taken with Chuck Norris and he lived to tell about it. For now."

It'll probably get rejected by the Nazis who run that sight, especially when there is such quality facts on there right now like:

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Chuck Norris rejected an invitation to Vin Diesel's house to play Xbox 720 and Playstation 4 as he was busy playing his Xbox 1080 and Playstation 5.
When playing dodgeball, Chuck Norris will often light his opponents on fire, with lazer beams from his eyes.

CRAAAAAAP!

At least you know I tried Rob.