Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Fabulous Movie Reviews

Alien
The ultimate "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??!!" movie. I bought this for $4 the day after Thanksgiving. I've always wanted to see it and it would have cost me almost as much to rent it (except I have Netflix). It's good though. And the special effects are pretty good for the late 70s. Sigourney Weaver is not hot though. Not in any decade. 3 stars out of 5.




Click
Good movie, but the ending lasted about 10 minutes past when it should have in my opinion. I won't give it away. I checked the credits to see if it said "David Hasselhoff as Himself", but it didn't. When I think of what he must be like in real life that character is what I imagine. 3.1 stars out of 5.





Casino Royale
I won't go far as to say that this is the best Bond movie ever, but its pretty close. Amazing. For those of you who thought Daniel Craig wouldn't be a good Bond, well, don't attempt to stomp out the flaming bag of poop I am going to leave on your front porch. And if you are my wife, don't attempt to stomp out the flaming bag of poop I am going to leave on your pillow. 4 stars out of 5.




6 comments:

stendy said...

no problem dear, i'll just switch pillows

gagknee said...

so you admit you were wrong? thats good.

skape7 said...

I'm very interested to know what you believe to be that best bond movie ever, because for me, casino royale was in a class of it's own.

stendy said...

I am not admitting anything. I simply do not blindly follow popular media when critiquing anything. I enjoyed the movie and Mr Craig was excellent, but the fact that it broke from tradition was merely from the fact that he was new to the trade and just forming his trademark habits. For me, I enjoyed In Her Majesty's Secret Service mostly because Bond shows his sensitive side.

gagknee said...

Hmmm, best bond movie ever...hmmm. thats tough. its been a while since i've seen a lot of them.

thunderball i think. or dr. no.

skape7 said...

I agree, that was my take on why the movie broke from tradition too. It will be interesting to see what they do with the next one.