Good Friday

I have tomorrow off from work because the stock exchange is closed. Why couldn't the stock exchange close the day after Thanksgiving?

I wanted to ask my boss if I could work tomorrow in exchange for a floating holiday because I need a lot of time of in the next couple of months, but the turd takes a couple of days to respond to email and he wasn't in his office all day.

Did I just call my boss a turd? I meant a turrific guy.