It wasn't even 2 minutes later Lurleen showed up at our door. Her excuse? Her baby really wanted to see me. Ooo. Now that is just creepy.
She sat down next to me on the steps. My wife was sitting across the room, and I shot her a look of absolute panic. Like the look Olive Oyl had in The Shining when Jack smashed through the door.Luckily, she had recently bathed. I was very careful not to look into her eyes and ignore most everything she said. She probably thinks I am shy. Little does she know I find her repulsive.
Yesterday she was at our house when I got home from work. Wearing short shorts no less. Ew.
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I think it's time to take some pictures of lurleen and post them.
I'm sorry, but I cannot do that. Women and innocent children use the internet.
Scary.
Scarier that she does this IN FRONT of your wife. Come to think of it, I know women just like that.
sounds like there's a jerry springer episode in your future
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
I just can't say that I'm too worried about the whole situation. I mean when the legs scrape together and make swishing sounds because the short shorts are getting stuck in folds of flesh.....maybe i shouldn't complete this comment
hahaha. good one :)
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