Ears Clicked

My daughter got her ears pierced or "clicked" as she says. My MIL is MAAAD. Haha. I love it.

You can have any opinion you want on whether babies or 3 year old girls or 18 year old teenagers shouldn't get their ears pierced, but if your opinion is that it is against the Bible to harm your body while you are a glutton with heart disease who can put down 4 plates of assorted cured pig meats at a buffet, then I am sorry but your opinion does not matter to me one bit.

What if I got a tattoo? She'd probably kidnap my wife and force her to sign divorce papers Jack Bauer-style.

A long long time ago I wrote and circulated an email titled "Top Ten Reasons why My MIL is Whacked". One of the reasons in that list was something to the effect of "She tells my wife things about me and is dumb enough to think that my wife doesn't tell me those things." If I rewrote that list today, I would change that to "She tells my son things about my wife and I and is dumb enough to think that my son doesn't tell us those things." Thanks Tommy. Just remember, your loyalty is to us first.