My Diet

Over the winter, due to a lack of physical exercise, I noticed a little extra baggage around my middle and my man boobs weren't quite as firm as they used to be. So I decided to go the Big A route and start my own diet.

My diet only has one requirement, stop drinking beer. Suuure, that's easy you might say, but you would be dead wrong because you don't know how much I like a tall cold glass of my favorite pilsner.

Anyway, it's been one week. I have no idea how much I weighed when I started, an estimate might be 160, but I do know that I can no longer "pinch an inch" on my belly . Man, this dieting stuff is EASY! Perhaps I will buy a scale to make this more scientific, though.

I know what you are thinking. "160! I hate you skinny guys who can eat anything you want." But before you succumb to bitterness and rage, remember this: in 10 years I will suffer from debilitatingly high cholesterol (hereditary) and will live out the rest of my life eating nothing but dry wheat toast and lettuce.