A New Disease

The cashier at Staples in Somersworth has a new form of Tourettes Syndrome where she doesn't involuntary swear but she makes involuntary noises of um, ecstasy. At first I thought that she just was really glad that I used my credit card, and then when I signed my name, but when she expressed great pleasure about handing me my bag of crap, I left in a hurry.

Later on I realized she must have a condition. Then I felt bad. The bad feeling about feeling bad went away however, but now I feel bad about posting this.