Hey, hey LBJ...

The last time a Democratic Presidential candidate won Virginia was 44 years ago, and that man was none other than the fiendish Lyndon B. Johnson. Let's hope Obama isn't nearly half as evil.

In other news, its sad to see New Hampshire firmly entrenched as a member of the Northeastern Bloc.

Lyndon B. Johnson Sacrificed Chickens

I hate talking about politics. Mostly because I get very angry and inarticulate which just makes me look like a mouth breathing idiot. Then you think you are smarter than me and we can't be friends any more because I read "you dumb Republican Dubya lover" into every sidelong glance you pass my way and I just want to punch you and scream "I voted for McCain in 2000, you [expletive]!" So instead I just keep my mouth shut and cover my ears while you blather on to whomever you are conversating.

Disclaimer: I have no proof that Lyndon B. Johnson sacrified chickens to his god, but I also have no proof that he didn't.

One Score and Four

Ricky!

Love that Ricky Shroeder.

Why do all these evil people think they are just doing whats best for America?

You'd think they all went to Lyndon B. Johnson University and majored in Political Science with a minor in Diabolical Studies.

I don't like Lyndon B. Johnson in case you didn't know, and if you are my friend and have engaged in any type of political discussion with me, you've probably heard me say that "Lyndon Johnson was the most evil President this country has ever had." Variations include: "LBJ killed JFK", "LBJ killed RFK", "Lyndy covered up for Teddy". I could go on and on.

Oh wait, this was about 24. WTH with Wayne. "Ohhh, I don't want people to think I am weak and question my manhood." Whatever... You already proved you have titanium testicles when you willed yourself out of a coma and received not one but two shots of liquid cocaine.

Hey what happened on Prison Break this season? I only watched one or two episodes this season. In my opinion in not only jumped the shark, but killed it with its bare hands, fileted, barbecued and served it over brown rice with a garden salad, but the final 30 seconds of tonights episode looked pretty interesting. Especially, the guy who looked like Bellick having a seizure on the floor. I guess I will rent the DVD.

The Cream of the Crop

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Why is cream soda called cream soda when really it should be called vanilla soda? I don't know. The entry in Wikipedia says that in the UK it was derived from the phrase "ice cream soda". Frankly, I think a lot of the stuff on Wikipedia is made up. Like the time I looked up information about the anterior cruciate ligament and it said "One of the ligaments that attaches the shin bone to the thigh bone." Or when I was researching Lyndon B. Johnson and it said he was the illegitimate son of a Chinese massuese and was born addicted to opium. What I do know is that the Squamscot cream soda is good. Very good. Like the root beer it deserves its own comparison against its peers. I wonder if I can get my hands on some of that clear Canadian cream soda. Probably not, but in my mind thats what I judge all cream sodas against.