Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Updating Resume

I am updating the objective on my resume to read:

To work for a company where no-talent clowns who show up late, leave early, use office hours as their private social networking time, take long lunches, follow absolutely none of the accepted coding standards, release code into production that is buggy, ugly and non-functional, expect others to pick up their slack and are generally a drain on the production of their coworkers are not tolerated.

1 comment:

Pete said...

there goes all my hopes of working for the same company as you