Friday, May 22, 2009

Fabulous Movie Review©

Seven Pounds
Released: 2008
Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Length: 2 hrs 3 mins
Genre: Drama
Starring: Will Smith, Rosario Dawson, Woody Harrelson, Michael Ealy, Barry Pepper
Directed by: Gabriele Muccino
Producer: David Crockett, David J. Bloomfield, Domenico Procacci, James Lassiter, Jason Blumenthal, Molly Allen
Writer: Grant Nieporte
Weird movie. Just, weird. I mean, I get what he's doing, but I just don't understand why. Well, I suppose I understand why, but I think he's a little unhinged. Too extreme. A little bit cuckoo. I could, or you could, get all deep and dissect "the meaning", but what's the friggin' point? You'll just be wasting precious moments of your life that could have been better served plucking hair out of your ears or cleaning your keyboard with compressed air.

I don't want to give the ending away, oh who cares, jellyfish assisted suicide? Really? Is that even possible?
5.5 out of 10


Anonymous said...

if you're allergic to bee stings, you might be allergic to jellyfish stings, and therefore, yes, death is possible.

gagknee said...


gagknee said...

i didn't mean that sarcastically