Monday, October 05, 2009

Fabulous Movie Review®

Watchmen
In one word, horrible. No, that doesn't quite do it. Atrocious. Easily one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my life. Its 3 hours of spinach* eating. Three hours of toilet cleaning. Three hours of sit ups while a fat sweaty man squats over you.

1 out of 10 (Suckiest movie that ever sucked)

*canned spinach with no added salt, pepper or butter.

3 comments:

Nathan said...

I rented it because a pastor in ATL said it was his favorite superhero movie. I didn't finish it.

HeatherLynn said...

wow, that IS pretty terrible!

have you seen "slingblade"?

~hl~

gagknee said...

yeah. the only reason i finished it was because it was too early to go to bed. i don't know how anyone, let alone a pastor, could say it was their favorite.

long long time ago, heatherlynn. i can't remember if i like it, but the line "i like the way you talk" still makes me laugh.