Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Fabulous Movie Reviews®

The Pursuit of Happyness
I am afraid that if I say anything bad about this movie, bad things will happen to me. Really bad things.

Yes, it is meaningful and uplifting, but so are a lot of other things which involve you interacting with other humans. Go do that instead.

Gagknee's grade: C+

The Sentinel
Knowing this movie starred Kiefer Sutherland, I was initially semi-excited about seeing what I assumed was 24: The Movie, but as soon as Michael Douglas appeared you could audibly here my brain click off. I never finished it. Can't bring myself to do it. Sorry, Kiefer. One can only assume you did not know that Michael Douglas was involved with the project when you signed on. And one can also assume once learning of that fact, you hog tied and pistol whipped the producer and made him tell you all his dirty little secrets.

Gagknee's grade: D


skape7 said...

Dude. You need to rent some better movies.

gagknee said...

Yeah. I agree. I blame the pursuit of happyness on my wife. I never would have queued that in NetFlix.

The Sentinel was borrowed, so no harm done, other than an hour of my life wasted.