Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Facial Hair

If you've known me for any length of time you know that my greatest dream since I was 14 was to be able to grow some kick ass facial hair. Well, I crested the 30 year old wave a few years ago and I still cannot grow anything close to even 1970s cool facial hair, well, maybe a scuzzy mustache, but man, the hair in my ears and nose grows like a forest right after a wildfire. Luckily, its not dark hair, completely blond, so only the most ardent of Gagknee admirers can see it, but I still pluck it out. The ear hair because it is just too freaky and the nose hair because when I breathe it tickles and/or feels like I have snotties blowing in the wind.

Nose hairs HURT to pull out.


skape7 said...

Hee hee...SNOTTIES.

David said...

Ya know, I was watching the Earl "newpeat" tonight and wondered, "Why doesn't Gagknee have a rocking 'stache?"