Monday, March 05, 2007

Fabulous Movie Reviews

I'm a little behind in my Fabulous Movie Reviews® so I've got four. Luckily, they all left me speechless in some degree or another so it should all be pretty simple.

The Da Vinci Code
Huh? 1.9 stars out of 5.

The Time Machine
Ohhhhkay. 2.3 stars out of 5.

The Departed
Whoa. 4.71 stars out of 5.

American Haunting
Whaaa? 2.49 stars out of 5.

P.S. I thought accents in The Departed were good, except for the trollop psychiatrist-type person. She sounded baaad. A combination of Rhode Island, Bronx, Long Island, Minnesota, Maine, and North American Slut.

P.P.S. Recently we watched a video of a wedding from 1987 and I was in it reading scripture. I was surprised to hear my own accent. Yeesh. Not to mention the leather tie I was wearing.

4 comments:

Big A said...

I told you the Departed was good. My one complaint was about the girl as well - i felt she served almost no purpose in the movie.

stendy said...

she did serve a purpose. she was a draw for the female audience, as well as a backdrop for expressing the true inner character conflicts of both men. while her role seemed unnecessary, it allowed the other characters a backdrop to develop their own roles.

enough about that, i think the only fault in this movie was that all punching/hitting/etc seemed really fake.

gagknee said...

huh? explain. i didn't graduate from college

i agree with the punching

Rob said...

In college I was told "Chicks are Beat."