Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Better Answers to Common Interview Questions

Where do you see yourself in five years?
Beats me, but seeing as how I've never stayed at one job for more than three years, hopefully not working for you.

How well do you work with others?
It depends on how stupid they are.

How do you resolve conflict?
I bad mouth the person I am having a conflict with behind their back, until I convince every one that the person is an idiot. It's called politics.

Describe for me your perfect boss?
There is no such thing, but if I had to I would say one who goes on frequent business trips far away or is otherwise out of the office a lot.

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