Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Not So Hypothetical Social Situation

If you needed to fix a woman's PC would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom first, then come back a full 15 minutes later with your shirt freshly tucked in and your pants up hiked up to your belly button?

Or

Would you simply say "I'll be back in a few minutes"?

Or

Would you fix the PC first and take care of your bidness later?

4 comments:

Big A said...

If they were anything like the IT professionals that I have dealt with - they would fake-check their blackberry, say an emergency just came up and disappear for 3 hours. Then while you are in the bathroom (after having given up waiting for them to come back) they will stop by, find that you are not there and leave you a voicemail saying they stopped by, but since you aren't there waiting for them, they assume your problem is fixed and they are going home for the day.

gagknee said...

the point i was trying to make is, if i was going to take a dump i would make it less obvious, especially to someone of the opposite sex.

Big A said...

yes - I agree with your original point. Just couldn't resist the opportunity to make fun of IT guys...

gagknee said...

gotcha. i just wanted to make sure i was clear.