Friday, June 19, 2009

Fabulous Spaghetti Western Review©

Four of the Apocalypse
Released: 1975
Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Length: 1 hr 44 mins
Genre: Western
Starring: Harry Baird, Lynne Frederick, Tomas Milian, Michael J. Pollard, Fabio Testi
Directed by: Lucio Fulci
Easily the worst spaghetti western I have ever watched. The actors were a bunch of mannequins. The story was poorly written. The violence was B horror movie grade with copious amounts of fake blood. I think the gore was the worst part. Its a western! Shooting, knifings, great, some whack job eating human flesh, bad. Did I mention the ending? It made me want to punch a lamb.

I had high hopes for Four of the Apocalypse. At first glance, it sounds good. A gambler, a pregnant prostitute, a drunk and a retard get harassed by a bandit. Brilliant! Alas, no.

Words cannot express how much I hated this movie.
1 out of 10 (Suckiest movie that ever sucked)


pilgrimchick said...

1 out of 10? Whoa.

Big A said...

does your scale start at 0? or 1?

gagknee said...

i was pretty ticked at how bad it was.

starts at 1