Beach

Went to the beach this weekend. I have made several observations about it.

9 to 5 is a long time to be out in the direct sun even with generous applications of lotion.

Obese women frolicking in the waves should double and triple check their tops. I was udderly scarred for life.

Don't buy salt water taffy after lunch and then head back out to the beach. Buy it right before you go home.

My most painful sunburned area? My forehead, the part that is usually covered by my hat.

Boogie boards are fun.

The Abercrombie & Fitch boys frolicking in the water, tossing around a football, and wrestling with each other really creeped me out.

I will never get tired of swimming in a warm ocean.