Ten things you have DONE that you will never ever ever do again. I have a story to go with most of these. Perhaps I will tell them in the future.
- Wash dishes at a restaurant or old folks home
- Ride my ATV blindly over the top of a hill
- Call my mother the "B" word (i was 17 and it was the only time she ever hit me)
- Work at a Help Desk or any kind of tech support/customer service job
- Watch a movie starring Tom Cruise
- Willingly drink expired orange juice
- Drink beer I found in a parking lot*
- Blindly trust another human
- Drive 80 miles an hour on a residential street and run two stop signs while unknowingly being chased by a cop
- Own a Ford
- Consume a 2 liter bottle of soda right before a 2 hour bus ride. A bus without a john. A school bus to be precise.
*When I was 19 in the summer between freshman and sophomore year of college I worked nights driving a sweeper truck. We did a lot of the parking lots in this area, Wal-mart, Shop n Save (all of the ones in this area from Dover to Rochester to Wells) and at least once a week we would find a 12 pack with at least a couple of unopened beers left in them.
6 comments:
yes, but how often did you find a car fender in a parking lot?
haha.
i called mom a liar once and she slapped my wrist, and then i tried so hard not to laugh.
"Unconditionally trust another human"... Blind trust is never a good idea, but as one of your close friends this smarts a little.
um, rob, i think i'll remove that one or change it. its not exactly what i meant to say, and i dont want to take a paragraph trying to explain it. Suffice it to say that I trust you with my life.
there, changed to blindly. much better and less crazy guy sounding.
Good job! Those stories sound like they would be interesting.
My responses -
1. Me either
2. I can only imagine how badly that ended
3. My mum tried slapping me for something trivial when I was about 16 or 17 and I slapped her right back. We went back and forth for about 2 minutes before she realised slapping was never gonna work on me ever again.
4. I kinda like customer service - I'm very good at the sympathetic, understanding, calming bit.
5. I'm not paticularly a fan either, though I'm probably gonna see MI3 (for the special effects), but I'll wait til it's on DVD. I find Tom Cruise less attractive than Brad Pitt (you know how I feel about him) and not even a quarter as good an actor.
6 & 7. I would never be able to bear eating or drinking anything expired or found. You are obviously very brave or very reckless.
8. I HEAR YA. I have always had trust issues though.
9. Hahahahahahahahahaaaa!
10. Me either
11. I really hope you got out of that one unscathed.
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