Happy Hour: Spam

Monday, February 06, 2006

Does anybody know if Spam smells bad after its been taken out of its can and allowed to age without proper refrigeration?

Rob said...: It doesn't smell too great right out of the can.; 2/06/2006 12:39:00 PM
gagknee said...: Hmmm. Very true.

I was thinking of drilling multiple (buy multiple i mean many) holes in the can and burying it in her bottom drawer or putting it behind her computer (which sits on the floor).; 2/07/2006 11:39:00 AM
gagknee said...: I dont want anything too offensive, like tuna fish, I just want it to be a gradual "sniff sniff what is that smell" kind of thing; 2/07/2006 11:40:00 AM
Big A said...: I don't know if you want to do anything that could become a haven for growing mold.

what you need to do is find a nasty smelling substance - like old milk - and expose used car-airfreshener to it in a sealed container (preferably in a warm place) for a few days. Then tape it to the under-side of her desk - or dangling behind the computer fan exhaust might work too.; 2/07/2006 12:11:00 PM
Rob said...: Rather than something that smells bad, you could do something that smells good... and then do it in massive quantities. A half dozen pine tree air freshners taped to the under side of her desk would do the trick. (And keep you from getting fired.); 2/07/2006 04:07:00 PM
gagknee said...: Brilliant!; 2/08/2006 01:14:00 PM
Big A said...: Before you do that, you absolutely MUST read this first:

http://www.zug.com/pranks/stank/; 2/08/2006 11:37:00 PM